Oddball

Category: Writers Block

Post 1 by BeautyQueen (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 29-Apr-2006 11:45:29

My name is Jeremy
I'm fifteen years old
And I have to confess
That I'm not very bold
I talk with a lisp
And I scream like a girl
There's no one else like me
In this whole world
I walk with a limp
And say everything twice
A lot of people say that I'm too nice
My mom tells me
I always sound drunk because my speech slurs
Dang! I'm a straight-up punk!
I've always wanted a girl that I could kiss
But I am the one who is always dissed
Because I talk with a lisp
And I scream like a girl
And because there's no one else like me
In this whole world

Post 2 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Saturday, 29-Apr-2006 13:25:28

hahaha my favorite! now, who inspired that little rhyme?

Post 3 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Saturday, 29-Apr-2006 15:14:09

Li’l Kimmy,

This sounds as though it could be the descriptive paragraph or the beginning paragraph of a short story… Come on, this morsel has been good…now bring it on, a feast that is, for devouring…You have it there within you… Come on, keep on writing…

Can’t wait to hear of Jeremy’s first date… Who knows maybe she will help him to have the screams subside…????

Connie

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 29-Apr-2006 15:53:15

i loooove it girl!

Post 5 by BeautyQueen (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 29-Apr-2006 20:43:41

Thanks so much. I loved it too.

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 29-Apr-2006 23:06:48

Of course, if you really wanted to get bezarre, maybe he could help his first date learn to scream.

Post 7 by Pink Pineapple (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 30-Apr-2006 9:06:38

Hey girl, told you I would read it. It's differant but I like it good with the rhiming part. *hugs.

Post 8 by BeautyQueen (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 30-Apr-2006 12:05:09

Maybe they both shouldn't scream, that is, if it means giving him a first date.lol

Post 9 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 30-Apr-2006 12:20:48

Lmfao. Funny. But on the other hand ... I feel like that guy sometimes. Some people claim I talk with a lisp and I walk in an odd way and my speach sounds odd. so yeah ... it is sad on the other hand.

Post 10 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Sunday, 30-Apr-2006 15:23:20

Bob,

Post 11 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Thursday, 01-Jun-2006 15:04:44

did not see the point of that.

Post 12 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 02-Jun-2006 4:21:09

Lol true

Post 13 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 02-Jun-2006 10:21:25

As I see it, it's a story about being different, something we all could learn something from. Don't care who you are, who your friends are, where you live, deep down inside you're different, and you probably don't want to be. That's this guy.